How to Win at Pit Fighting with a Drunk Space Ninja by Jay Key

To top it off, this particular planet comes with its own insane ruler and an Orb that Controls Everything and Must be Respected. Few things are worse than undeveloped planets especially those that haven't even made it to the soufflï¿½ stage.

When bounty hunter Duke LaGrange and his oft inebriated Japanese-Irish ninja companion, Ishiro'shea, entered their favorite watering hole, Cyborg Joe's Grill N' Go & The Why Not Saloon, they had no idea that they would soon be gobbled up by an unhinged astral anomaly and deposited on an uncharted primitive world. Welcome to the gut busting and page turning universe of Duke LaGrange! Anthropomorphic musk oxen from the moons of Gartosh.

Duke and Ishiro'shea take their place at the table of all-time great duos.Bounty hunters. 'A fun, exciting sci-fi adventure with real humor and real heart. Sjodin, pulp author and 2017 Audio Verse Award Winner 'For goofy grown up pulp readers and sci-fi geeks, it's as much fun as a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.' - Frank R. imaginative style of writing.' - Readers' Favorite Flash Gordon, Jack Burton, and Buckaroo Banzai got nothing on Duke LaGrange.' - Marcus Muller, comic artist and creator of King of the Unknown 'A raucous, new kind of pulp action hero. Praise for The Adventures of Duke LaGrange series: You are sure to fall in love with Key's menagerie of colorful characters and laugh-out-loud storytelling talents. How to Battle Giant Monsters with a Drunk Space Ninja is the fourth book in the Adventures of Duke LaGrange, a series of hilarious sci-fi adventure romps from the creative mind of Jay Key. Unfortunately for the brave crew of the Deus Ex Machina, the mission includes indestructible building-smashing behemoths from the unknown regions of the cosmos, savage cyborg mercenaries, and an old friend that simply won't die. But when a mysterious entity visits Duke and warns him of a great danger set to destroy Earth, he must decide if he will get the gang back together for one last mission. His former sidekick, Ishiro'shea, has hung up his katana and is now the proud owner of the galaxy's loudest bar, Cyborg Joe's Grill N' Go & The Why Not Saloon on the planet Kelt. That is, until a trio of titanic space monsters arrive.īounty hunter Duke LaGrange has seemingly retired on the primitive world of Neprius.

To the surprise of most of the universe, Earth has entered into an era of peace.

How to Win at Pit Fighting with a Drunk Space Ninja by Jay Key